Hi, I'm the dumb bitch that you hate. I'm the one who owns a pink RAZR with jewel stickers on it, and to pimp this fact I constantly text. I don't just text in class or when I'm at home, I like to text while I'm walking. However, I'm such a dumb bitch that I can't do two things at once and can't manage to walk in a consistent pace or even in a straight line. Because of this fact, I like to block you while you try to go down the stairs to get to your next class. And there's not just one of me... my friends are everywhere! All "walking" and texting... perhaps even "driving" and texting... and most certainly pissing people off and texting. Watch out for me, I'M EVERYWHERE!!!!